Prostate Massage

ManScout MeritLess Badge™ Requirements:

  1. Enlist the support and willingness of another ManScout, advisor, or friend (hint: this could be a fellow ManScout working on his Greek Passive MeritLess Badge).
  2. Demonstrate the ability to apply a latex glove to your hand.
  3. Have the knowledge that cold lubricant does not make a sphincter happy in most cases.
  4. Succeed in locating and massaging the prostate of your partner.
  5. Record these results and turn them into your ManScoutsMaster for badge approval.
  6. Enjoy alcoholic or non-alcoholic beverages to keep hydration levels up.

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